No, because God created the monkey and would never give it the ability to defeat him at any game (he's sore loser, you know). Seriously though, could a monkey defeat you at chess? (he'd defeat me because I've never played before. Like to try to learn sometime).
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2006-05-26 12:28:28 UTC
Lol No of course not. Can you teach a monkey to play chess?
answerdude
2006-05-26 12:27:14 UTC
I wonder if God plays chess? If he does, the monkey will get his a** kicked.
3littlebirds
2006-05-26 12:33:51 UTC
OF COURSE NOT, GOD WOULD KNOW EVERY MOVE THE MONKEY WOULD MAKE BEFORE HE EVER MADE IT. WE ARE ALL MONKEYS COMPARED TO GOD AND HE COULD PLAY CHESS WITH ALL OF US AT ONCE IF HE WANTED AND HE WOULD WIN.
dannillia
2006-05-26 12:27:19 UTC
God is pretty good at chess, ive played him, although i havent played a monkey....
doc_is
2006-05-26 13:26:02 UTC
Only if God let the monkey win.
budding author
2006-05-26 12:31:14 UTC
Silly question, monkeys exist, but they can't play chess!!
Tea
2006-05-26 12:26:16 UTC
depends on how good the monkey is in chess
mlj
2006-05-26 12:27:33 UTC
I think God could anticipate his moves and counter them easily assuming God plays chess.
xcelix
2006-05-26 12:27:29 UTC
Are you that monkey? No creature can defeat god in anything.
Albion
2006-05-26 12:29:05 UTC
No!
First: monkeys are way to dumb, maybe they will recognize the different pieces but no way will they will be able to learn all the different movements.
Second: Do you know what Superman and God have in common? Yes! Both are products of our imagination.
Who dat
2006-05-26 12:27:18 UTC
There is no way you can beat God at anything, let alone chess
kritikos43
2006-05-26 12:28:40 UTC
God did not create Monkeys to get ahead of him. or Angels either as Lucifer knows now.
2006-05-27 10:19:20 UTC
No. God, being all-knowing, would forsee the monkey's moves.
billhill1066
2006-05-26 12:40:13 UTC
I would say that the winner between those 2 would be whichever of those 2 is the more supreme being.
Paul B
2006-05-26 12:28:57 UTC
Could Bill & Ted beat Death at chess?
sjc1978
2006-05-26 12:28:20 UTC
Seeing as how god doesn't exist and monkeys do, i'd say it was a safe bet! lol
2006-05-26 12:28:05 UTC
I would lay odds of 40 to 1 it could.
babygurlflys
2006-05-26 13:19:42 UTC
there is no real answwer to that but i think that he can't becuase gods power is stronger that the monkeys
zafrielshalana
2006-05-26 12:28:14 UTC
no. God is omniscient, all knowing. a monkey searches for lice.
Flaco
2006-05-26 14:45:15 UTC
the fact that a monkey bet you it doesn't mean it will beat anyone
2006-05-26 12:32:53 UTC
Remember....when you were a child, what your dad used to do?......He used to lose the game against you for your pleasure. God'll do the same thing.
2006-05-27 10:39:03 UTC
no,and God lives in heaven,not in the world.
Jet
2006-05-26 12:27:02 UTC
Best three out of five?
lucifer
2006-05-26 12:30:39 UTC
I'll answer your question with another question...where the hell did you come from and what the hell happened to your brain?
ddevilish_txnfml
2006-05-26 12:27:20 UTC
Nope a mokney might make a mistake and then: CHECKMATE.
2006-05-26 12:27:00 UTC
Come on! Get real!
tkdeity
2006-05-26 12:31:44 UTC
of course it can, IF GOD SO WILLS IT! Gotcha!
dianaacutee
2006-05-26 12:27:05 UTC
thats unpredictable
missy
2006-05-26 12:28:13 UTC
lol
what's with these funny questions!?
lilswimmerxoxo
2006-05-26 14:38:06 UTC
no that is a stupid question
songbird
2006-05-26 12:26:21 UTC
No I dont think you could. ;-)
abenaagyapomaa2
2006-05-26 13:32:38 UTC
no
Kuchiki Hisana
2006-05-26 12:29:52 UTC
what kind of question is that. thanks for the points tho
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2006-05-26 12:27:04 UTC
what a ****** dumb question
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